Between the catheter irritating and causing my penis to swell up, and the stubble starting to grow back from the close shave they gave me for the operation, combined with the sweating... I can relate to your screen name right now! LOL!
There has to be a story behind your screen name that some of us here would love to hear. I am thinking of a few right now, but I still want to keep my posting privlages, so I'll refrain!