Let's clarify this vicious smear campaign about a benevolent and kind soul. I only drink red wine on Friday because they said if you drink a glass of red wine a day it's good for your heart. I figure I can get all my red wine for the week done every friday as I have 7 glasses. That's efficient! That's American.
I normally don't drink other days of the week unless there is a sporting event on ESPN, NESN, or the Dish.