Sgolds, then give the execs signing bonuses. Or give them actual grants of stock. The only problem is that you'll have to expense those types of compensation, something AMD really can't afford to do with all of its debt. On the other hand, with one-cent options, AMD doesn't have to expense a dime. Of course, they're essentially printing money, i.e. diluting shareholder equity.
Is it worth it? Well, the 15-year performance of AMD stock is no better than that of a checking account ...
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