If you do this:
"Any acidic household solution will work just fine, but a nice red wine vinegar, which is 6% acetic acid and has pH ~2.4, would work quickly. Pour 8 x 1 ounce shots of red wine vinegar and place one 80mg Rexista tablet in each. Wait 2 hours, then drink all 8 shots, including the residual tablet. This will deliver 640mg oxycodone within 1 hour. Good night. What a joke."
You deserve to die. You've done 6 right?