You are weird.
And that's about as insulting as I ever get, I'm not a name-caller. True, you seem articulate. But you own ZERO shares. You are doing all this work hour after hour, day after day, for the "lazy" longs who do own, and you said (in an earlier post of yours) that this is your life and you are happy doing it. I think that if you truly have no other motivation to be doing all this, then that is indeed weird. JMO