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03/23/17 7:47 PM

#1640 RE: redlepper #1638

Disclaimer: I was a stockbroker.

I made people millionaires. That's right, millionaires.

Of course they had to be billionaires first.

I cold called people on the Do Not Call List.
Annoying people at home was worth the risk of a $10,000 fine.

This cathartic public moment has been brought to you by the guy who owned them all. Bluestar Airlines. Farotech. I recommended tulips during tulipmania.

And when all else fails, when there is nothing left in your soul, pitch an ETF that has a gold position.

So I took my surfboard and rode the Elliot Wave.

And now? I cook linguini, spagetti and fibonacci.

Everybody knows I was not a partner in Axe Capital. It's a fictional TV show called Billions on SHOWTIME. Don't let me use caps again.

The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye. True story.

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