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Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.

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Q: Why are women so bad at parallel parking?
A: Because men keep telling them that this
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"The man next to me is jerking off!" cries rover to her friend in the dark movie house.

"Just ignore him," her friend says.

"I can't. He's using my hand."