Replies to post #71543 on The Question and Answer Board (IHUB)

[Susie924]

Wow, that was thorough.

[Paulie Cashews]

Sorry. Although you may feel that you're being ignored like crunchy peanut-butter in a nursing-home, Matt is currently unavailable.
He's on a TV promotional tour to hawk his new DVD. You might catch him today, right after "Charlene Tilton's Salute to Porcelain Clowns" on QVC.



News Flash: Winnie the Pooh is in the hospital today, getting his prostate re-stuffed.