The Trump University Marching Band should lead the parade. The parade would be very short. There at least ought to be a Donald Duck balloon in the procession. And if a fleet of hearses fell into the line, no one would even wonder.
The inaugural balls will have no musicians, only DJ's playing stolen music. No one will even want to waste storage space on their phones, so there won't be many selfies.
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will likely swarm the open bar, as trump is probably evil enough to break the faith of even them.
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