Heh, heh, Xan, I'm learnig.
The riddle was, obviously, boring as hell and fair enough, it is trivial but just felt fun, at the time.
My signature was concocted out of a point of relevant seriousness and the sense of fun and the riddle was to interprete it.
2nd ... JF who said, "I loves youse all"
3rd ... the best six rapid river run on this board, today. The knotless string.
cheers ... interprete my signature and I'll take it off