From the sound of Colt's allegiance to his lovely wife... methinks your women are far more spoiled than we northern chickadees... a lot of she-men masquerading as straight in these parts... :-)
Justin, you gotta wonder about them Northern gals. For the life of me, I can't imagine someone turning down my offer to let them wash my vehicles. Heck, I'd even let them mow the grass if they wanted. <g>