That was the true story. Matter of fact I was one of only two virgins in V.A. (Virgins Anonymous). The rest... well... shame on them.
They did not call me Sister Innocence for nothing.
It took UofM to turn me into the lovable sleazebag I evolved into today.
So there.
Those old Bonnevilles could haul friggin' a*s*s***. My girlfriend later inherited it from her father. Got pulled over on the turnpike for doing 100 mph in an attempt to outrun some guy who was following her trying to make time. Not only did the officer let her go... he ran interference for her. ;-)