Bill Maher’s Message to Bernie Bros: Stop Being a ‘Fuckin’ Baby’ and Help Stop Trump The Real Time host spoke to Marlow Stern about his upcoming convention coverage, the legitimacy of Black Lives Matter, and why he disagrees with Obama on Dallas. 07.14.16
Some dumbass from Trae's neck a the woods (East TN) posted a bunch of dumbass billboards last week about making America white again. Liberal Redneck ain't like it.
My favorite mode of flying is by hot air balloon held up by my fantastic breathing. If you don't know me well you mayn't understand that i have the best hot air lungs in the world.
One other of Trump's secrets is
A goal is to be under one of my breathing balloons (they do you should know) over China dropping leaflets saying global warming is real. For education, and to come clean on two of my election campaign claims which are that China is behind the global warming hoax, and that i don't believe in the science. Of course i do.
Re the Pence union Trump tentative to the end would make sense as the two really don't agree on much
Mike Pence & Donald Trump: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
Published 2:06 pm EDT, July 14, 2016 Updated 10:59 am EDT, July 15, 2016
[ Trump thought bubble: What the hell he's shorter than me. ]
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1. Pence Opposes Trump’s Proposed Muslim Ban
2. Pence Called For Passage of Trans-Pacific Partnership, Which Trump has Criticized
3. Pence First Supported Ted Cruz, but Embraced Trump After Cruz Dropped Out
4. Pence Called Trump’s Comments About Judge Gonzalo Curiel ‘Inappropriate’
Furious Christie Refuses to Pick Up Trump’s Dry Cleaning
PHOTOGRAPH BY MARK PETERSON / REDUX
By Andy Borowitz July 15, 2016
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report [ http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report ])—Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, angrily refused to pick up Donald Trump’s dry cleaning during a tense encounter between the two men on Friday, campaign sources confirm.
The ugly scene unfolded at the billionaire’s offices in midtown Manhattan, shortly after Trump revealed that his Vice-Presidential pick would be Governor Mike Pence of Indiana.
According to Trump aides, Christie stomped into the presumptive Republican nominee’s office and hurled a dry-cleaning ticket onto his desk, telling Trump, “You can pick up your own damn dry cleaning.”
The New Jersey governor then stormed out, and has not been seen by Trump or his staffers since.
Trump’s press secretary, Hope Hicks, warned the media against making too much of the apparent rift between the billionaire and Christie. “In the long hours of a campaign, emotions can sometimes get a little raw,” she said. “We are confident that Governor Christie will pick up Mr. Trump’s dry cleaning going forward.”
Reached later by reporters, Governor Christie issued a brief statement: “Get away from me. Just get away from me, you bastards.”