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07/29/06 4:20 PM

#189336 RE: fmchan52 #189335

And it really realy really really sucks when the finger you pounded is the one you use to pop the tabs on your beer. Hurts like hell when partaking of several adult beverages and forgetting what finger you can't use.
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prof

07/29/06 4:23 PM

#189337 RE: fmchan52 #189335

fmchan: OT
That really got me! LOLOL!
Since you missed my riddle, I'm gonna move on to a tongue-twister, developed by my family at breakfast.
It started out with a killer, which was a real story - a friend of ours taught English at Berlitz, and made the mistake of teaching the word "which" with the following phrase:
"which Swiss wristwatch"!
As her students turned red, trying to repeat it, she saw her mistake.
We've taken it a few levels higher.....

"...Which Swiss wristwatch would a rich, swishy, switched Swiss witch wear, if rich, swishy, switched Swess witches were to switch to a Swiss wristwatch, and should rich, swishy, switched Swiss witches wear Swiss wristwatches?..."

Five times fast!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL,
Prof