You need to get some of that squirrel hair out of your eyes.
My last sentence was on point.
"But yes, Surrey soap should do the trick. Good luck.
Now, as far as how to take the pillow case off of the pillow, walk it down the stairs and place it into your washing machine and how to use the blasted thing. Ask mmmary, she's the one who got you in this mess in the first place. As to the quantity of soap needed, 3 tablespoons.
If only you'd known that the squirrel idol (Speak, hear and see no evil) was jinxed, you wouldn't be in this mess. That is how she controls you - you know?