Laughing at yourself is the first step in healing your Phil Verges obsession. Just because he graduated from Westpoint and you graduated from ITT tech doesn't mean you should obsess over him. And just because he is married with a beautiful wife and children and you are alone after you cat ran away doesn't mean you should obsess. And just because he is CEO of NMKT and you are a $10 hour basher doesn't mean you should obsess.
....Oh wait...maybe you have good reason to obsess. Man your life is pathetic.