YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLDER
WHEN.....
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in
your socks and discover you aren't
wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap,
crackle, pop and you're not eating
cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your
driver's license picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the
couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting
on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your
ENERGY runs out before your money
does.
10. When you say something to your kids
that your mother said to You, and you
always hated it.
11. When all you want for your birthday is
to not be reminded of your age.
12. When you step off a curb and look down
one more time to make sure the street is
still there.
13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get
tired.
15. Your memory is shorter and your
complaining lasts longer.
16. Your address book has mostly names
that start with Dr.
17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get
it going.
18. The pharmacist has become your new
best friend.
19. Getting "lucky" means you found your
car in the parking lot.
20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a
reflection from the sun on your
bifocals.
21. It takes twice as long - to look half
as good.
22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't
hurt - doesn't work.
23. You look for your glasses for half an
hour and they were on your head the
whole time.
24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and
they stay there.
25. You give up all your bad habits and still
don't feel good.
26. You have more patience, but it is actually
that you just don't care anymore.
27. You finally get your head together and
your body starts falling apart.
28. You wonder how you could be over the
hill when you don't even remember
being on top of it.
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