Replies to post #18043 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[Joemoney]

I'm not trying to get myself terminated early, but I'm curious...what inspired you to let the monkey (me) out for a day?

[BullNBear52]

As long as he doesn't eat the soap.....

I had a little turtle
his name was Tiny Joe.
I put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water
and ate up all the soap.
Now he's sick in jail
with a bubble in his throat.