Replies to post #17539 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[Churak]

Take a raincoat.

[Mattu]

Put in your mouth in this order:

1) Original Glazed
2) Cinnamon Bun
3) Chocolate Iced

Drink with their cholocate milk -- get the one as close to the cooling unit as possible.

Repeat. Repeat.

Should you need assistance while in the act, I'll have my cell phone on.

[WTMHouston]

Any recommendations for a KKD virgin?

1. Aim for the hole. If you don't aim right, then it won't go in the hole.

2. If you have good aim, you will lose your KKD virginity and may get some cream in the process. Blow off Matt's cell phone -- look for Monica's.

3. Stay away from the showers for a couple days afterwards.

4. You should look forward to being up for more than one even if some of them get jellyous.