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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a
swimming party at his pool.

When they were changing into their swim trunks,
one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice
the small dongs on the rich kids?"

The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because
they have toys to play with!"

[teapeebubbles]

An 85-year-old man marries a substantial but
lovely 25-year-old farmer's daughter. She is
deeply in love with him, but because she is
used to big, strapping farm types and because
by comparison her new husband appears so old
and frail, the woman decides that on their
wedding night they should have separate
adjoining suites. She is most concerned that
the old fellow could over-exert himself. She
is a fine, strong handsome girl and after the
festivities she prepares herself in a filmy
see-through negligee that shows off her large,
pointed attributes and delightfully pneumatic
derriere to the best effect, and settles back
to wait for the knock on the door she is
expecting.

In no time at all the knock comes and there is
her groom, his manhood standing to attention,
ready for action. They unite in vigorous con-
jugal union and all goes well indeed, whereupon
he takes his leave of her and she prepares to
go to sleep for the night.

A few minutes later, just as her eyes are
closing, there's a knock on the door and there
stands the old chap - solidly in the upright
position - ready for more action. Somewhat
surprised, she consents to further coupling,
which is again vigorous, deep and satisfyingly
successful, after which the octogenarian bids
her the fondest of good-nights and leaves.

She is both surprised and pleased at the per-
formance of her new husband and is certainly
ready for slumber at this point. As she begins
to drift off into a slumber once again there
is another knock at the door and there is the
old chap again, fresh as a teenager and point-
edly ready for more conjugal jig-a-jig. Once
more they enter into sexual congress and once
again it is definitely vigorous, deep and pro-
foundly satisfying .

As they're lying together in each other's arms
bathing in the afterglow of great sex, the
young bride says to him, "I am truly impressed
that a man your age has enough energy to make
love to me in such a vigorous and satisfying
way three times already tonight. I've been
with fellows less than half your age that were
only good for one, and did not plough my furrow
nearly as strongly or deeply as you have."

The old chap looks rather puzzled and turns to
her and says, "Oh. Was I already here?"