Some intelligent "woman" just PM'd me with the question, "why didn't they just forward the calls to a pre recorded voice mail?"
If you're inquiring about GZFX press #2
Thank you. You have reached the GZFX infoline
if you're calling to inquire about Target rumors, press #1
If you're calling to inquire about heavy dilution press #2
If you're calling to complain press #3
If you just hate the world, press #4
If your Alias is Uncipep, we have already notified the authorities.
All other callers, hang up and take a Xanax and have a good day =)