A country music-lovin' gal got two tattoos on her inner thighs. On one inner thigh she had a tattoo of Merle Haggard. On the inside of her other thigh she got a tattoo of Waylon Jennings. So she goes into her favorite beer bar, and approaches a customer who she didn't know. She hikes up her dress, and asks the patron if he knew who either of the guys were. "I don't know who the two guys on your legs are, but the guy in the middle looks a lot like Willy Nelson".