I have an easier time talking to my gold fish than you.
Have a happy thanksgiving. Let someone else carve the turkey this year - we don't want any accidents. And when you sit down... remember... The table's not short... you're at the kid's table.
Well considering you didn't know sunscreen is still important in the winter, it doesn't sound like you're taking sunscreen from anyone. But I bet you're drooling to apply it on Billy.