If It Weren't For Progressives, You'd All Be Eating...Manure
Literally, cow manure.
Did you know that progressives were the ones who fought for federal meat safety laws?
It started with progressive muckrakers writing about the horrid, unsanitary conditions in meat packing facilities. Upton Sinclair, in his 1906 book The Jungle, elevated the issue to national discourse, and voila! - that very same year, the Meat Inspections Actand the Pure Food and Drug Act were passed into law.
This allowed federal inspectors to come in and inspect meat packing facilities. You don't want to know what they found.
One of the most disturbing trends since the ascension of Barack Obama to leader of the Democratic party, is the increased hostility towards progressives.
Perhaps he set the tone when allowed his chief of staff to call progressives "fucking retarded."
Many of Obama's staunchest defenders here have even tried to turn the word progressive into a pejorative, calling people "True Progressives" as though that were an insult.
I've also seen use of the word almost vanish in some Democratic circles and, at a meeting I attended recently, a person suggested we stop using "progressive" in our marketing because it had a negative connotation.
Let's get something straight.
If it weren't for progressives, children would still toil 16 hours a day in factories, our environment would be a toxic wasteland, our food wouldn't be safe to eat, and our skies would be so polluted they would block out the sun.
There would have never been an American middle class because only a handful of Americans would have made more than poverty wages.
There would be no workers' rights, workers compensation or, God forbid, labor unions because there would have been no Wagner Act.
And, of course, progressives are the reason you have the Social Security program, the most popular government program in the history of government.
FDR was opposed to social security. Did you know that? It took progressives threatening to throw him out of office to get the law passed.
The fact is, Progressives are, and have always been, the adults in the room.
When Wall Street bankers and their little minions in Washington almost destroyed themselves and everyone else, it was the adults to had to make them keep their greedy little fingers out of the cookie jar.
It was the adults who stopped them from turning our banks into a casino, threatening our very livelihood.
It has always been the adults who protected us from the childish idiots who would sacrifice the our very future for a moment of gratification.
The fact is, if it weren't for progressives, this would be a fucking hell hole of a country. You wouldn't even recognize it.
American scientists have located a virus that attacks human DNA, which may cause those infected to be less intelligent, impairing brain activity, learning and memory. Researchers from Johns Hopkins School of Medicine and the University of Nebraska have identified traces of an algal virus, known as ATCV-1, in throat swabs drawn from healthy volunteers which appeared to lessen their mental capacity. The researchers had originally been working on an unrelated study into throat microbes when they unexpectedly located traces of ATCV-1 in human DNA samples. At first the research team, led by Dr Robert Yolken of Johns Hopkins, didn’t know what ATCV-1 was, and had to carry out a database search to find out more about the unknown virus.
ATCV-1 typically infects a species of green algae found in lakes and rivers, and has not previously been known to infect humans. However, when Yolken’s team screened a group of 92 healthy volunteers who were taking part in a study on cognitive function, the virus was found to be present in 43.5% of them. According to the study, those infected with the virus performed around 10% worse on tests analysing visual processing speeds. In one test, infected volunteers were slower to draw a line connecting a sequence of numbers randomly distributed on a page than their uninfected counterparts.
The researchers found that the presence of the virus was linked to lower attention spans and decreased spatial awareness, and a “statistically significant decrease in the performance on cognitive assessments of visual processing and visual motor speed”. Researchers found no connection between slower brain function and variables such as differences in sex, education level, income, race, and even cigarette smoking.
The team carried out further tests, in which they injected uninfected and infected green algae into the mouths of mice and put them through a series of lab tests. The results revealed that infected animals took 10% longer to find their way out of mazes and spent 20% less time exploring new objects than uninfected mice, conforming to the findings amongst human volunteers. According to the study, the virus appeared to impair the “learning, memory formation, and the immune response to viral exposure” of the mice.
Professor James L. Van Etten of the University of Nebraska, who was a member of the research team, told Newsweek that little is currently known about how the virus could be transmitted to humans in such abundance, but that they had “no reason to believe that [the viruses] are contagious among people or animals”. Van Etten said that the team has yet to identify any potential indicators of the virus’s presence in humans. “My best guess is that these viruses may infect another microorganism besides the algae that we have been studying... This other microorganism may be the way that the virus gets into the throat,” he added.
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