This is all too complicated imo for Adam...try this instead
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Dear Adam,
I have 250,000 shares of Lehman CTS (tickers: lehkq, lehnq, lehlq, lhhmq)
If you and your buddies at Weil make payment to these CTS, I'll split the proceeds with you... I swear.
(Attach photo of yourself doing Cub Scout pledge)
Kind regards,
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