P.S... LOVE your signature cartoon... reminds of a couple of incidents I encountered in Manhattan... actually three... but I'll leave out the third... ;-)
Used the old lady's technique twice... it worked. Once heading to the corner Korean deli late one evening. A little guy of dark ethnic origin was walking toward me tiny but hard dingus in hand looking expectantly for my reaction which was...
Laughing and pointing.
Watched his face fall. Very amusing.
Another time, I was waiting for the #1 southbound IRT train at Columbus Circle. It was during one of my trying to quit smoking phases (succeeded 11-1/2 years ago BTW). I was seated on a bench sucking on a bar straw. A group of rowdy Hispanic teenagers... about 4 boys and 2 girls... were parading back and forth on the platform giving me the hairy eyeball. My look is that of a quintessential white white chick of suburban to hick origin not that of a seasoned Manhattanite... easy mark. I just sat there with my straw.
On the third pass one of the boys grabbed his crotch and said...
"I've got something you can suck on."
His compatriots smiled and laughed in eager participation.
I took the straw out of my mouth, held it up to him, looked him in the eye, and said...
"This straw is probably bigger than your dick."
Then I put the straw back in my mouth.
Stunned silence for a second... the wiseass's face fell. His friends shrieked with laughter... I thought the kid was going to cry. Then they all took off on a run heading for another group of their friends at the other end of the platform still howling and yelling... "Did you hear what she just said to him."
Bet the little bast*rd has thought long and hard before pulling that stunt again.
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