A lad comes home from school one day and his mum
notices he's grinning from ear to ear. "What's
the matter with you, you look like the cat that's
got the cream?"
"Well mum," says the lad, "today I made love with
my English teacher in the stock room."
The mother is furious and says, "just wait till
your father gets home!"
When the dad gets home he too acts furious but
when the mother leaves the room he starts grinning
too - proud as punch that his son has got a shag
so early on.
"Son," he says, "today you did your old man proud -
you've become a man, and as a treat I'm going to
take you for a pint then we'll go and buy that
mountain bike you've had your eye on."
"That sounds great dad," says the lad "but can I
have a skateboard instead - my arse is killing
me..."
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