LOL- it's not sexy enough to get much attention. Buying MET when the market stinks is a strategy Momma taught me by doing it. She didn't trade fast, just bought MET when the market sucked. She made a lot of money doing that. She also used a core of $2k and would sell when the market came back and put those profits in an interest bearing account.
edit: When she did that, MET was in the $20-$30 range. It might take more than $2k now.