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[TonyMcFadden]

hey, young pup...I'm 45, and spent all of last weekend body boarding with my kids off of Whale beach just north of Sydney, Australia. I had sand impacted im my ears from slamming into the bottom so often. Galooshes (a measurement equal to about 2 tablespoons) of sea water would spontaneously evacuate any one of my sinus cavities -- randomly and without warning -- all night, while I was sitting watching TV, nursing a J&B thinking about how much hurting could be so fun.

Can't wait until next weekend.