Now we know why Derf was going to FL as it's safer there now:
Florida Owners of commercial establishments where alcohol is sold may be fined up to $1,000 if they participate in or permit any contest of dwarf-tossing. In 1989, Florida outlawed this Australian bar fad of tossing little people when it caught on in southern parts of the state.
A Florida state legislator tried to repeal the law in 2011 but wasn't successful.