ToDAY is the Kentucky DERBY !! .. Aaaannd they're oooOOFF ... !! . Horses .. !! .. Women .. !! . Booze .. !! ..Harses . !! WOMEN .. !! .. BOOOZZE . !! .. Har...! MORE WOMEN ... !! ... MOR-BOUZZEEE .. !! .. er, Whar's th-harrsses .. ?