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[Koikaze]

comatoes. perhaps?

AK says I have comatoes
But I dunt think too much o'dose
'Cause pins and needles make we weep
When my old leg falls fast asleep

(If you wuz lookin' for sumpin smart)
(Any words of wisdom I might impart)
(Or a thoughtful phrase to take to heart)
(You expect too much from this ol' fart)

Edit:
(Oh, darn, I should have picked on "sick")
(Do I have time, if I do it quick?)
(Just a few minutes should turn the trick)
(But I cain't rhyme, not worth a lick)

(There were other options for that last line, but I was afraid someone might think I was characterizing Mah Friend, AK)

Fred