I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
Keep up the positive suggestions. All (well, most all) contributions welcomed.
Even sheep won't have sex with you
That could not be addressed to Churak.
As for the rest of it, I don't have the time to look up that many unfamiliar words. For that matter, I am not sure that I really want to know what many of them really mean.
Troy
Those who shoot from the hip usually end up just shooting themselves.
Plan the grub and grub the plan.
Where is the party tonight? Who is bringng the drinks?