Tornado Alley (PROG)

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The Republicans' field for 2016 is ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Oh, hardy har har har...



A recent fundraising email from GOP.com was disguised as a "help us pick our presidential candidate for 2016" poll. The list of candidates shows in vivid detail just how shallow their bench actually is.

Join me after the orange squiggledegibbet.

Kelly Ayotte
Haley Barbour
John Bolton
Jeb Bush
Herman Cain
Ben Carson
Chris Christie
Ted Cruz
Mitch Daniels
Newt Gingrich
Nikki Haley
Mike Huckabee
Bobby Jindal
John Kasich
Peter King
Susana Martinez
Sarah Palin
Rand Paul
Ron Paul
Tim Pawlenty
Mike Pence
Rick Perry
Rob Portman
Condoleezza Rice
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Brian Sandoval
Rick Santorum
Tim Scott
John Thune
Scott Walker
Allen West
It's an astonishing list. No Mitt Romney? How about Rick Scott? Ken Cuccinelli? Colin Powell?

And, really, Sarah Palin? Newt Gingrich? Ben Carson? John Bolton? These are legitimate enough to make this list? Hoo boy.

I can see now why they want to shorten the nomination process in 2016. They don't build a clown car that big.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/23/1272080/-The-Republicans-field-for-2016-is-BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA