RANT & CHAT - No Politics

[trkyhntr]

I like this one, K2, and I want to be one of the first to sign up for the beauty and charm school. What? What was that about a sow's ear?



Robin Williams' plan . . . (Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past and present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France
would
welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed
in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum
would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is
taken
by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies
and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter
or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
your
huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a
piece
of me?'"

Robin Williams