Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

wow, what a picture~~

imagine being a slab of bacon and seeing this bastard coming at you. Probably uses mayonnaise as a dip for bacon strips.
It is the last image that many a pig has seen.

I think he had his stomach stapled, but his stomach eats staples for breakfast as an appetizer. I realize that making fun of fatness is really crass, but i think he just eats a lot of comfort food because as being a so-called moderate republican, he would certainly get no comfort from the teabaggers and he has to get it somewhere. I can just hear him humming "Bridge over Polluted Waters" by Simon and Garfunkel.