The Jailhouse

[Satan]

All Bad Things Must Come to an End:

One score and six days ago, I brought forth upon this site a new Jailhouse conceived in arrogance and dedicated to the proposition that all Ihubbers are created, unfortunately.

Today, my wardenship -- which lasted a mere five days fewer than the presidency of William Henry Harrison and boasts nearly as many accomplishments -- comes to an end. This will occur despite the personal pleas of ADVFN Chairman Clem "Kadiddlehopper" Chambers and the fact that within the London halls of ADVFN, I am lovingly referred to as the "People's Prince of Darkness."

Furthermore, although it has not been formally announced, it is expected that former warden IH Admin (a.k.a. "Old Dipshit") will reassume his position here. I expect all of you to show him the same cluelessness and insolence you have shown me.

A final wish. May your 2014 be filled with late 10-Qs, embarrassingly inept conference calls, idiotic p.r.'s, fabricated documents, falsified financials, buffoonish CEO's, blowhard longs, smug bashers, and bad mods.

In other words, may it be just like 2013. Satan....out.