Green Energy Enterprises Inc. (GYOG)

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And the derivative, straight from the PR:

President, Donnell J. Vigil states, “We take our responsibility to our stockholders very seriously. Our belief is that we maximize stockholder value by continuing to maintain a long-term focus. Rather than thinking about ways in which we can create short-lived economic gains each quarter, we focus on serving our shareholders and investors by delivering the most relevant and accurate information as fast as we can. By providing the best aviation services, we believe that we are building a company that will create more value, not just for our patrons, but ultimately also for our stockholders as well. We believe in the importance of building stockholder trust. We adhere to the highest levels of ethical business practices which embody ethical conduct by our directors, officers and employees.” Quasar welcomes emails and calls from shareholders and interested investors and we will respond as quickly as possible to all inquiries.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/quasar-provides-corporate-announces-2012-113500459.html

So much for that contortion ...