The Jailhouse

[buyittradeit]

If this applies to you (and some of it does apply to me) You maybe a True Long!

A True Long:

If you have have researched a company to no end, and still think you know more than any of the insiders... You Might Be A True Long.

If you email and call tell the company CEO to tell him how to run the business, because you are a shareholder, by God... You Might Be A True Long.

If you plan to retire on an island, and leave your great, great, great grandchildren your stock... You Might Be A True Long.

If you are the only one posting, one after another, about a stock, even though they have not had a press release in over a year... You Might Be A True Long.

If you are sending private messages, threatening to send foot long turds via FedEx to anybody that isn't in love with your pet stock... You Might Be A True Long.

If the divvy on large cap stock is so small you can not even buy a 10th of a gallon of gas with it... You Might Be A True Long.

If the company does a 1 for 10,000 share reverse split, and you think that's all part of the master plan to give shareholders maximum value for their shares... You Might Be A True Long.

If you think your company will get bought out even though they were just suspended by the SEC and were bounced to the Grey Market... You Might Be A True Long.

If you think bankruptcy is really just a short tactic to shake you out of your shares, and that you just called your broker to Burn Shorty by having them ship the certs to your house via rail car... You Might Be A True Long.