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Oyez, Oyez, All Those Not on the Wagon....

Tomorrow marks a pivotal date in western civilization when the third monthly wine tasting occurs on the august and venerable Wine board:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=4765

To be hosted by crowd favorite Lugan the Beloved, this tasting will feature the always chugable 2004 Brancott Sauvignon Blanc, a wine so ubiquitous that can be found almost nowhere.

This zippy sauvignon blanc (translation: white something) hails from New Zealand, that faraway land where Lord of the Rings was filmed. I don't know about you, but I saw Mordor and immediately thought, "wine country!"

Excellent Late Breaking News: Board moderator Hoople informs me that unlike the last tasting, tomorrow's gala affair will not be limited to the first three people to show up.

So grab a bottle of that kiwi hooch and join in! The board's motto is: "We Only Seem Snooty." Trust me, they'll make you feel right welcome.