Drone Services USA Inc. (DSUS)

[Cassandra]

This so-called press release is utterly laughable. Whoever wrote it is trying way too hard to sound very official but clearly has no idea about how to write a real press release or what they are talking about. If this was supposedly written by the un-named new public relations firm, they are incompetent.

As has been pointed out, it's a press release about future press releases. It's also been mentioned that the SEC does not "certify" accounting firms. Firms that audit public companies are required to be registered with the PCAOB (Public Company Accounting Oversight Board). It's bizarre to mention that an audit would "apply" GAAP, as that assumed. No legitimate audit would not comply with GAAP (Generally Acdepted Accounting Principles). The company's unaudited historic financials don't even begin to comply.

Mentioning the SEC tab on the website is also ridiculous. If the company files any 8-Ks with the SEC, they would be found on EDGAR. However the corporation has not updated its information with EDGAR since de-registering the stock in 2007 when the corporation was named Lifestyle Innovations. Any SEC filings would be found under CIK #0000080327 on EDGAR:

http://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?CIK=0000080327&action=getcompany

There is nothing in this announcement that is believable. Peter has been claiming to be having the financials audited going back to at least Feb. 2012 when he released this PR:

http://ih.advfn.com/p.php?pid=nmona&article=51223394

I find it hilarious that he claims the company will become transparent. That admits the company is not now transparent. You don't announce that you are going to "become" transparent, you just be transparent.

If Peter is sincere about being transparent, he can start with disclosing the current share structure and allow it to be verified with the TA. Instead he blatantly lied about the A/S in the Annual Report, claiming it was 500,000,000 at 6/30/13 when anyone can see that he raised it to 744,000,000 on 6/20/13. The attorney fraudulently certified the false number as well, which shows that he is not protecting shareholders from Peter's falsehoods.

This PR sounds like something a shareholder wrote and sent to Peter, suggesting he issue it as an announcement.