>>Wasn't Mayberry a town where the cops couldn't get girlfriends and Opie had to live with his aunt and his father? He didn't even have a mother.
Right, and Gomer never did seem to really "get it". They did a lot of fishing and whistling though - good enough for me.
When you break the big laws, you do not get freedom; you do not even get anarchy. You get the small laws.
- G.K. Chesterton, Daily News, 7/29/1905