Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

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Subject: Little old lady
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> A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
> door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
> the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the
> counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo
> youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
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> The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
> have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
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> The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
> onnee,
> tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo nchesss ththiickk aand
> rrunns on bbaatteries?
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> The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
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> "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
> ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
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