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Good morning ml,

O.T.

From Breifing.com

News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Baghdad Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.

Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a compass, a protractor, a setsquare and a calculator.

US President George W. Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction.

Regards,
Dan