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[BullNBear52]

Are blondes more susceptible to these bugs than brunettes?

earwig
Any insect of the genus Forticula and related genera,
belonging to the order Euplexoptera. In America, any small
chilopodous myriapod, esp. of the genus Geophilus.
Note:
Both insects are so called from the supposition that they
creep into the human ear and bore into the brain matter
and move upwards until the cabooses exit skull openings
on the top head through the empty places hair once stood,
and now act as a wig.