I am pleased to announce that you, Matt Brown are the grand prize winner in our yearly EDIG drawing. You have won 13 dozen Krispy Kreme Donuts....all personally packed by Churak and taste tested by fung derf. Chowderhead will dispense the winnings within 12 hours.
In order to claim your prize you must release all EDIG prisoners promptly.
If the prize is not claimed in 24 hours, all the moldy..er...fresh donuts will be awarded to Chowderhead.
Yahoo EDIG groups.
edit..forget it.. Matt the dipshit is back. I thought the marines got her.
fung derf...don't ask any questions....just perform