FIRST ON 7: Stephanie Banister -- the mother accused of an anti-Muslim contamination scare at a Logan shopping centre -- will stand as a One Nation candidate. Erin Edwards reports.
While the United States may have some truly awe-inspiringly stupid elected officials and wanna-be elected officials — from Rep. Louis "Don't Cast Aspersions on my Asparagus" Gohmert (R-TX) to Christine "I'm Not a Witch" O'Donnell to Congressional Republicans who have voted three times to de-fund ACORN, an aid organization that hasn't existed since 2010 — it appears that we may have a challenger to U.S. hegemony in the field of "dumbest politicians speaking English" in the form of Australia's Stephanie Banister...