RANT & CHAT - No Politics

[AKvetch]

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was
the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled
some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me
about my drinking problem.

One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot
of her blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it
just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
Thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.