"Never trust a man with short legs as their brains are too close to their bottoms."
what has the length of a man's legs got to do with the distance from the top of his head to his ass???
This should read never trust a man with a short torso...n'est pas???
Kindly correct this asap or you may well be mistakenly fingered as being an imposter. (and no one wants to be fingered in this place). The literatti in dis joint can recognize a faux auteur, a mile away
Cassandra.. when is the date of our impending nuptials???