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Re: Churak post# 14989

Friday, 04/04/2003 12:03:45 PM

Friday, April 04, 2003 12:03:45 PM

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Churass.........is this you? It really sounds like your MO.

A 36-year-old man from Arcadia, Fla., checked himself into a counseling clinic in March after being identified as the one who had been pretending in public to be choking on food and persuading women to grasp him in the Heimlich maneuver, after which he would hug them lavishly and attempt clumsily to develop a relationship. A sheriff's spokesman in Charlotte County, site of the most recent reports, said the man probably had done nothing illegal. (Novelist Chuck Palahniuk, author of "Fight Club," recently published "Choke," whose storyline roughly matches the man's actions, but apparently some Florida incidents predated the book's publication.) [Port Charlotte Sun-Herald, 3-3-03; Tampa Tribune-Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 3-12-03]


ACTUALLY, THIS SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU;

Gerald F. Berg gave police a false name when stopped, saying he had left his wallet at home, but when police spotted the wallet in Berg's pants pocket, along with methamphetamine, Berg quickly professed confusion, telling police that the pants he was wearing weren't his (Spokane, Wash., October).

OR MAYBE THIS ONE. WHAT EVER ONE IT IS, YOU DEFINITELY FIT THE MORON MOLD
And when Marcus J. Thomas, 20, who was being discharged from jail, was discovered to have eight rocks of crack cocaine in his rectum, he quickly told police that the drugs weren't his (La Crosse, Wis., February). [Spokesman-Review, 10-3-02] [La Crosse Tribune, 2-17-03]

Ya gotta love it, pal.

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